Friday, May 13, 2011

May 21, Judgement Day

Mark your calendars, the end is near.

It turns out that while most of us are preparing for a cataclysmic end in 2012 (that's what we're doing, right?), the day of judgement is imminently upon us, at least according to Oakland's own Harold Camping, who believes that May 21 is the day of rapture. Camping bases his belief on a rigorous study of the Bible, which apparently reveals, beyond a shadow of doubt, that we've got just a little over a week before Christ returns to cast judgement.

But don't start panicking just yet, this isn't quite the End, at least for the vast majority of us non-believers. We've got a few more months: the actual end is slated for October.

In the meantime, read a good book. If not The Good Book.

Not a taco truck


Anonymous said...

After seeing this, I am ready to die.

S. said...

Signs & wonders!

(Also, my word verification was "polegilt". Sounds like the opposite of penis envy.)

Mayra said...

Did anyone see the picture of the controversial billboard that was recently put up by another spiritual group near Family Radio’s headquarters? It directly challenges them about May 21. Here is a picture of it:

Spiros said...

144,000...that's a gross thousand.
(My word verification was "cativ", which suggests a perfume made from essence of civit)