You may have heard of him before, but you have never heard him like this. . .
He's the coolest dude from the chilliest climate on the Southest Pole. . .
Sometimes when he drinks too much egg-nog he does Christopher Walken impressions. . .
If you bring in a toy (or make a $ donation) for the SFFD Toys for Tots program he'll let you sit on his lap - he'll tell you a dirty joke - he promises not to touch you. . .
We didn't have a single complaint last year, so we invited him back again. . .
Appearing at Green Apple Books on Sat.17th 2-4pm:
(or will franken)