Friday, August 14, 2009

Bolaño Madness

We here at Green Apple Books strive to provide the highest quality service and books. We're also incredibly silly. Today Green Applers were racking their brains trying to come up with a clever sign for the Annex's new Roberto Bolaño shelf. Here's the list they came up with:

Bolaño, Inc.
Bolaño, Not Bombs
Bolaño Without Borders
Bowl Años
Bobby's Bolaños
It's Raining Bolaño
Bolaño: Breakfast of Champions
Bolaño's Big Boy (he'll be pictured holding 2666)
Ring My Bolaño
Multigrain Bolañ-O's
Diving Bolaño and the Butterfly
Saved by the Bolaño
Saved by the Bolaño: The College Years
Big Daddy Bolaño
Bolaño Boulebard
Bolaño!! MTV Raps!

Thoughts? We'll post the winner soon. I'm sure you're on the edge of your Bolaño.


AeRi said...

Bolano!! MTV Raps! Win. Winner. Or Bowl Anos (the sign can have picture of a bowl filled with heads of Roberto himself).

Beavis said...

I am Bolano! I need fresh T.P. for my bung hole! Heh-heh!

Roman said...

ew, he'd be eating his own head???

Rui Pedro Lérias said...

Bay of Bolaño.

Chris W. said...

Bolanos over Baghdad.

CLARKclark said...

"My Bolano has a First Name"

Nick said...

Bolaño sauce.

Roman said...

now that just sounds gross.

Roberta Bolano said...

Roberto Bolaño era mi padre. Me siento muy ofendido. Voy a perseguir a todos ustedes.